Funniest Hinge Prompts

What are Funniest Hinge Prompts :

We've all been there: looking at our Hinge profiles, trying to think of the ideal response that will set us apart from the sea of available partners. 

When creating your Hinge dating profile, you are given a series of amusing questions and comments to respond to in order to highlight your personality and make the dating process a little more enjoyable. 

With suggestions like "tell us about your most embarrassing moment" and "disclose your guilty pleasures," you can build an authentic profile and meet people who share your sense of awesomeness. 

Funniest Hinge Prompt Answers :

1. "I'm the type of guy who..." - "...could recite 'The Princess Bride' script word for word from memory. Get ready for unexpected performances".

2. "My ideal first date..." - "involves a last-minute trip to the neighbourhood amusement park, where we'll ride roller coasters and compete to win the biggest stuffed animal at the carnival games," the description reads.

3. "I'll know it's time to delete Hinge when..." - "...I locate someone who can distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' in a text message correctly. "Grammatologists, unite!"

4. "Two truths and a lie..." - "...I can juggle burning torches, I've met a celebrity in a lift, and I once skydived over the Grand Canyon. Do you recognise the lie?"

5. "If we were on a deserted island..." - "...I'd construct a solar- and Wi-Fi-powered treehouse. Even though we may be stranded, we will have the best island accommodations available."

6. "The last book that made me laugh..." - "Was a cookbook with instructions that were so difficult to follow that I produced spaghetti ice cream. Not recommended, by the way."

7. "My perfect day looks like..." - "...a morning walk to see the sunrise, followed by an afternoon of binge-watching hilarious stand-up comedy specials and indulging in bottomless pizza."

8. "I believe that..." - "Teach me how to dance so that I don't look like a hurt penguin." If you can perform the moonwalk, you get extra points.

9. "My hidden talent is..." - Sarcasm and a common appreciation of puns. You've already won if you can use smart wordplay to make me chuckle."

10. "I'm looking for someone who can..." - "...teach me how to dance without looking like a wounded penguin. Bonus points if you can do the moonwalk!"

11. "The way to my heart is through..." - - "...at a restaurant, ordering the dessert first. Because life is too short, indulge in some sweets.

12. "I can't resist..." -  "I can access Wi-Fi even in the most isolated locations on Earth. My superhero name is "signal strength."

13. "What's your superpower?" - "...I can find a Wi-Fi signal in the most remote places on Earth. The signal strength is my superhero name."

14. "My friends always say..." - "...that I have the best playlist for every occasion, from road trips to rainy days. They're basically my unpaid DJs."

15. "Let's settle this debate:..." - "...Is a hot dog a sandwich? I say yes, but I'm willing to hear your argument."

Funniest Hinge Voice Prompts : 

1. "Imagine you're hearing my voice: I'd serenade you with a terrible rendition of your favorite song. Which song do I butcher for you?"

2. "If this profile had a voice, it would say, 'Swipe right, and I promise not to sing in the shower when you're on a work call.'"

3. "In a parallel universe, I'm a stand-up comedian, and my jokes are so hilarious that even your cat laughs. What's my best joke in this reality?"

4. "If my profile could talk, it would probably say something like, 'Hey there, I'm the guy who once tried to breakdance at a family reunion.'"

5. "Picture me telling you a funny story from my life. Now tell me, which embarrassing moment do you want to hear first?"

6. "Let's play a game: If my profile had a voice memo, what would it say? Be as creative as you like!"

7. "I'm here to prove that a sense of humor can transcend text. If my profile could laugh, it would sound like a mix between a hyena and a dolphin. 🐬🤣"

8. "If my profile had a voice, it would greet you with a hearty laugh because life's too short not to find joy in the little things!"

9. "Close your eyes and imagine my profile speaking to you in the smoothest, most charming voice. Now, what pickup line do I use to make you smile?"

10. "My ideal voice prompt would start with a dad joke and end with an invitation to a spontaneous road trip. What's your ideal conversation starter?"

Funniest Prompts on Hings :

1. "I'm the type of texter who..." - "...responds to 'u up?' with a detailed essay on the meaning of life. Just kidding, I'll probably send a sleepy emoji."

2. "My ideal date involves..." - "...ordering takeout, arguing over which show to binge-watch, and declaring snack breaks every 10 minutes."

3. "I'm fluent in emoji, and my most-used one is..." - "...the crying-laughing face because life's too short not to find humor in everything."

4. "If we were a comedy duo, our stage names would be..." - "...'Pun-tastic' and 'Sarcas-tic.' Get ready for a laugh riot!"

5. "My friends say my superpower is..." - "...the ability to turn any awkward situation into an even more awkward joke."

6. "The way to my heart is through..." - "...a pizza with extra cheese. If you bring pizza, you're already a winner."

7. "I once [weird or funny experience], and it taught me..." - "...that life's too short not to try the weird-looking street food when you're traveling."

8. "If we were stuck in an elevator, I'd keep us entertained by..." - "...recreating famous movie scenes with elevator music as our soundtrack."

9. "My spirit animal is..." - "...a sloth with a caffeine addiction. It's all about balance, right?"

10. "I'll know you're the one if you can..." - "...finish my sentences with the punchline to my terrible jokes."

11. "My favorite dad joke is..." - "...so bad that it's good. Prepare to groan and smile simultaneously."

12. "I'm a firm believer that..." - "...if life gives you lemons, you should make a margarita and invite me over for a sip."

13. "Let's settle this debate:..." - "...Is cereal a soup? I'm ready to argue the merits of breakfast all day."

14. "I'm seeking someone who can..." - "...teach me how to take the perfect selfie because my attempts usually end up in the 'delete' folder."

15. "The last thing that made me laugh so hard I cried was..." - "...a cat video on the internet. Cats are the true comedians of the web."

FAQs

1. Do I have to use all of these prompts on my Hinge profile?

• Not at all! Choose the ones that resonate with you the most and best reflect your personality.

2. Can I modify these prompts to suit my style?

• Absolutely! Feel free to add your unique twist to these prompts to make them even more personalized.

3. Are these prompts suitable for any dating app, or just Hinge?

• While these prompts are tailored for Hinge, you can adapt some of them for use on other dating platforms.

4. What if my sense of humor is a bit quirky?

• Embrace it! Quirky humor can be endearing and memorable, so don't hesitate to showcase your unique style.

5. How often should I update my Hinge prompts?

• It's a good idea to refresh your prompts periodically to keep your profile interesting and up-to-date.